Articles by K. Thor Jensen
People get bored. That’s the whole reason you’re here, right? Some people, however, turn that boredom into brilliance by creating comedy in the strangest places – like, say, the reviews section for products on Amazon.com.
When it comes to alcohol, sometimes you want a big bang for your buck. And the best way to ensure that is with an booze that is mighty strong. In this list, we’ll travel the world bringing back samples of some of the most insanely high-proof
What’s going on in the Sunshine State? I don’t know, but it certainly seems to drive people insane. It seems like every week there’s a news report from Florida that’s totally bananas.
Which celebrity sex tapes are hot? Which ones are gross? And which are all-time classics? We decide.
With the USA Swimming sex abuse scandal drawing national headlines recently, I thought it’d be useful to dip a toe into the dirty world of athletics and revisit the ten biggest sex scandals that rocked the world of sport.
One of the most pernicious crimes of the modern age is identity theft, where someone gets ahold of your personal information and uses it to impersonate you for cash or just for fun.
We don’t expect people to be particularly coherent when they call 911 – usually when awful things are happening, it’s hard to stay coherent. But the callers listed here take things to a whole new level. These 911 calls are bizarre, idiotic and hilarious.
Grown-ups of a certain age will remember the feeling of coming home from a hard day at school and just wanting to watch some cartoons only to be bamboozled by the after-school special, cheaply-made “serious dramas” that aimed to keep kids on the straight and narrow.
New Year’s Eve is your last chance to party like it’s 2013, but plan carefully. You don’t want to get stuck at a lame-ass party when the ball drops.
This puppy has style to spare and will freak you out hard.
It’s called Black Panties, it has a song called “Marry The Pussy” and you can listen to it for free.