Articles by K. Thor Jensen
Star Wars 7 coming in 2015. If we live that long.
Because why wouldn’t we want to be reminded of that every single week?
John McClane is back and he’s brought his kid with him.
Wow, here’s a guy who’s a bigger a-hole than Shane was!
I can’t smoke pot at home anymore because I have kids and I don’t want them to grow up to be cyborgs. So I do it at the movies.
No, not the red-haired talk show host. The other Conan.
Even though there aren’t more books. Because we deserve nothing but the worst, people.
The winner is the fans.
He’s just not ready for Carousel, I guess.
Sure, they didn’t need to make a remake, but they’re doing a good job.
Oh, South Korea. You’re just killing it lately.