K. Thor Jensen
K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.
Articles by K. Thor Jensen
Movies
Disney buys Lucasfilm
Star Wars 7 coming in 2015. If we live that long.
TV
Bengals cheerleader who banged a high schooler getting her own TV show
Because why wouldn’t we want to be reminded of that every single week?
Movies
‘A Good Day To Die Hard’ trailer: Yippie ki yay!
John McClane is back and he’s brought his kid with him.
Entertainment
‘The Walking Dead’ season 3 episode 3 recap: The Governor
Wow, here’s a guy who’s a bigger a-hole than Shane was!
Movies
Blazed Movie Reviews: ‘Cloud Atlas’
I can’t smoke pot at home anymore because I have kids and I don’t want them to grow up to be cyborgs. So I do it at the movies.
Movies
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be Conan once more
No, not the red-haired talk show host. The other Conan.
Movies
There might be more ‘Twilight’ movies
Even though there aren’t more books. Because we deserve nothing but the worst, people.
Movies
‘Monster Roll’ pits sushi chefs against sea monsters
The winner is the fans.
Movies
Ryan Gosling quits ‘Logan’s Run’
He’s just not ready for Carousel, I guess.
Movies
‘Evil Dead’ remake trailer is a bloody good time
Sure, they didn’t need to make a remake, but they’re doing a good job.
Music
Is ‘Ice Cream’ the next ‘Gangnam Style’?
Oh, South Korea. You’re just killing it lately.