K. Thor Jensen
K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.
Articles by K. Thor Jensen
Celebs
Let’s talk about this ‘Teen Mom’ sex tape
Because that’s the kind of thing we talk about nowadays.
TV
‘Mad Men’ season 6 episode 1 recap: Death And Doorways
When we last left Don Draper, the question was “Are you alone?” Let’s get some answers.
Movies
‘Carrie’ trailer dumps the pig’s blood
I wanted to go to prom just because I thought this kind of thing happened for real.
TV
‘Hannibal’ season 1 premiere recap: no fava beans
The new NBC show about one of our favorite serial killers, Hannibal Lecter, is pretty good.
Movies
Blazed Movie Reviews: ‘Evil Dead’
I can’t smoke pot at home anymore because I spilled bongwater on a demonic book. So I do it at the movies!
Movies
‘The Purge’ trailer takes us to a world without crime
Except when there is crime. And then it totally sucks.
Celebs
Roger Ebert has died
Roger Ebert is dead. Well, this sucks. Let’s remember him for all of the awesome stuff he did.
TV
Check out this crazy Japanese game show that SyFy is remaking
The Japanese make the best game shows. It must be genetic.
Movies
Of course there’s a Hollywood crowdfunding consulting company now
A fool and his money are soon parted, especially when it’s a lot of fools and a lot of money.
Celebs
Courtney Stodden poses nude for ‘Girls & Corpses’ magazine
There is a magazine called Girls & Corpses. America, we need to have a serious talk.
TV
New images from the ‘Mad Men’ season premiere
Look at how happy all these people look in the 60s. Let’s all go back there.