Lewis Ehret

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First Day on the Internet Kid, a New Meme to Know

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First Day on the Internet Kid, a New Meme to Know

Every day thousands, if not millions, of people get on this ride we call the Internet for the very first time. Let's sit back and celebrate that by doing what it is us grizzled veterans do best... Make fun of them.

The many emotions of ‘Justified’s’ Raylan Givens

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The many emotions of ‘Justified’s’ Raylan Givens

It's a common misconception that a manly man should never show emotion. While I'll totally agree that no man should ever cry except at the end of Rudy and Old Yeller, the fact that we are expected to put on a mask for the world is absurd. Look at Justified's Raylan Givens for example.

2012 ‘Best Picture’ Oscar noms combined with porn tweets

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2012 ‘Best Picture’ Oscar noms combined with porn tweets

It's a scientific fact that all porn stars want to crossover into the mainstream and be legitimate actresses. There's probably even a hypothesis about it or something. What is a porn star really? Just a girl who went to the big city to follow her dreams of being a famous Hollywood star only to have her hopes go awry until she's forced into having sex for a living.

10 things people who make ‘Sh*t People Say’ parodies say

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10 things people who make ‘Sh*t People Say’ parodies say

Right now there are no doubt hundreds, maybe even thousands, of people sitting around brainstorming about how they can cash in on this whole "Shit _______ Say" craze even though in most people's minds it has already run its course. But that won't stop anyone. OH NO! There are lots of people in this world, right? They all say shit, right?