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First Day on the Internet Kid, a New Meme to Know

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Every day thousands, if not millions, of people get on this ride we call the Internet for the very first time. Let’s sit back and celebrate that by doing what it is us grizzled veterans do best… Make fun of them. Read more

The many emotions of ‘Justified’s’ Raylan Givens

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It’s a common misconception that a manly man should never show emotion. While I’ll totally agree that no man should ever cry except at the end of Rudy and Old Yeller, the fact that we are expected to put on a mask for the world is absurd. Look at Justified’s Raylan Givens for example. Read more

2012 ‘Best Picture’ Oscar noms combined with porn tweets

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It’s a scientific fact that all porn stars want to crossover into the mainstream and be legitimate actresses. There’s probably even a hypothesis about it or something. What is a porn star really? Just a girl who went to the big city to follow her dreams of being a famous Hollywood star only to have her hopes go awry until she’s forced into having sex for a living. Read more

Successful White Man, a New Meme You Should Know

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Meet Successful White Man. He’s Successful Black Man’s evil doppelganger. The yin to his yang. The ivory to his ebony. They probably even work at the same investment firm which is unfortunate for Successful Black Man since Successful White Man is probably his boss. Read more

10 things people who make ‘Sh*t People Say’ parodies say

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Right now there are no doubt hundreds, maybe even thousands, of people sitting around brainstorming about how they can cash in on this whole “Shit _______ Say” craze even though in most people’s minds it has already run its course. But that won’t stop anyone. OH NO! There are lots of people in this world, right? They all say shit, right? Read more