Matt Hawkins
Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM and GameSetWatch amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.
Articles by Matt Hawkins
Gaming
Grand Theft Auto 5 is officially off the record in the works
Saying a new GTA is on the way is the new “Nintendo is working on a HD follow-up for the Wii.” But word on the street is that it’s actually happening, but more importantly, coming sooner than you think.
Gaming
VIDEO: Street fighting in YouTube
No, not talking about watching fisticuffs via YouTube, I’m talking about actually exchanging blows within the thing!
Gaming
VIDEO: Three different takes on a pair of brothers
The Super Mario Bros have been around for ages, but seriously, how well do we know the pair?
Gaming
VIDEO: The main reason why you got a 3DS in the first place is finally here
For those who have been living under a rock, the Ocarina of Time 3D is finally out. And time for a new generation of gamers to get annoyed by that stupid fairy sidekick of yours.
Gaming
VIDEO: Achievements are ruining gamers
It’s true. Ever since they were introduced via the Xbox 360, crappy games have been able to waste people’s times nonetheless with the promise of at least boosting one’s silly little gaming score.
Gaming
VIDEO: If Pokemon really did roam in the wild
What if you came across a wild squirrel in real life? Much like in the game I guess, you’d try to kill it of course. Oh, sorry… make it “feint”.
Gaming
VIDEO: LOL old people
Young, snot-nosed punks aren’t the only ones who play video games. There’s also old, leaky nosed grandmas and grandpas as well.
Gaming
VIDEO: Your fancy ass 60 inch screen can’t compete, sorry
Want to know where to find the biggest and best displays enjoy your games? Best Buy? Nope. Target? Of course not. The Czech Republic? Bingo.
Gaming
VIDEO: Witness a toddler destroy Dance Central & Albanians crash Tron Legacy
Sometimes you ask yourself “would a video featuring a cute little kid work around here?” or “is this clip that’s related to a movie that’s a sequel to another that’s based on a game that’s didn’t exist relevant?” Then it hits you: just post both!
Gaming
VIDEO: Even more impressive feats of movement via Halo
Remember all the wacky jumping and jiving that's possible in Halo? Well, time for some more, with the emphasis this time on Master Chief's favorite ride.
Gaming
VIDEO: Once again, the best of the worst of E3 2011
Time for one last look at what makes game makers and journalists embarrassed to say that E3 represents the best their industry has to offer.