Matt Lo Cascio
Matt Lo Cascio is a Chicago-based TV/web producer and writer that contributes to many different websites and blogs, including Chicago's MMA. His 20-foot jumper is money, even when they decide to guard him.
Articles by Matt Lo Cascio
Humor
7 TV characters best equipped to run for President in 2012
You have your Wingnuts, Moonbats, Obama Zombies, Paulites, Tea Partiers, Perry-aires, Lefties, Righties, and whatever you call the Palin lovers. Chances are you're not happy with any of them. With that in mind, here are seven fictional characters (in no particular order) that could make a run for the White House, making America a better place.
Entertainment
7 films Hollywood never should have remade
Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d take some time on the weekends and holidays to share a few classics that many of
Entertainment
10 of TV’s most beloved characters with disabilities
Two crimefighters. A guy that lost a hand to a seal. A functional illiterate that writes a musical. The marksman with one eye and a tin mask. They’re all here on our list of TV’s most beloved characters with disabilities.
Celebs
10 actors with the most insane acting range
There are some actors who are good at what they do, but they are one-trick ponies. They play the same type of part over and over. And over. Hey, good for them. Cash that check. But here we’re going to celebrate 10 actors with insane range.
Sports
25 of the worst NBA draft suits of all-time
The NBA is fantastic. This we know. And while every player wants to be the top pick, a lot of these ballers also look like they’re shooting for worst dressed. Here are 25 of the worst suits in NBA Draft history.
Sports
The Countdown: UFC 130 preview and predictions
UFC 130 has had more twists and turns than a midday soap opera. There's been so much drama they should do the weigh-ins on "Maury". Wait -- is that still on? (Ed.: please check and e-mail me if it is so I can set DVR) It's had fighter's breaking rules, breaking ribs and in the case of Roy "Big Country" Nelson, no doubt breaking wind. Let's check the board for UFC 130.
Sports
7 sports “feats” any average guy could do
Guyism brings you good news! We've found seven sports feats that even you could accomplish. Remember, it's never too late to dream. Except when the alarm goes off and you have to go to your crummy job. But even so, know that you could be just like these pro athletes.
Celebs
10 celebrities that could be serial killers
I am about to present to you 10 celebrities that could be serial killers. This is all in good fun. Well, fun for us. But if the celebs can’t take the joke, it just adds credence to my theories. But this is all parody and fantasy. The Guyism legal
Sports
Seinfeld’s 10 best sports moments
For a show that was supposed to be about nothing, Seinfeld sure had plenty of sports episodes. Golf, tennis, baseball and hockey were all used for episodes that centered around sports. Here are 10 of the best Seinfeld sports moments.
Sports
10 Halloween costumes for the Jets’ Rex Ryan
We all know how hard it is to come up with a solid Halloween costume. But imagine if you were an NFL coach right in the middle of your busy season. I know, right?
Sports
10 unnecessary things that every QB does
Quarterbacks get all the cash money, babes and glory. But while a lot of them dominate on the field, they have more than their fair share of idiotic tendencies. Think about it. Half the time these guys look like complete spazzes. Here are 10 stupid things