Max Steven Miller
Max Steven Miller is a graduate of UC Berkeley and the insane mind behind RuinedMyWeek.com. He is a contributing writer to Guyism.com, as well as a variety of other popular websites. He may or may not be one of Arnold Shwarzenegger's illegitimate children and can often be found spending most of his free time in Rachel Bilson's dreams.
Articles by Max Steven Miller
Lifestyle
6 items all guys should retire after college
If we could, we would stay in college forever. Just watch any Todd Phillips movie for proof. Unfortunately, we just can’t do that. It’s a part of life. It’s a part of growing up. It’s a part of maturity. And as we mature, it’s time to say goodbye to some of those things we hold near and dear to us.
Humor
8 of the most entertaining Christmas comedy moments
It’s that time of year again. Flip on the television and you’ll see every enjoyable Christmas movie from the past 30 years practically on repeat. Unfortunately, you’ll also end up coming across some of the worst movies, simply because they happen to be Christmas-themed. So, we figured we’d save you some time.
Humor
8 reasons that Santa Claus is an unfit family holiday icon
Santa Claus is coming to town. Most people are excited about it, but it’s probably best you take a little advice from everyone’s favorite internet star, Antoine Dodson and hide yo’ kids and hide yo’ wife when Santa makes his way down your chimney. Because if you really take a close look at the guy, you probably won’t want him rummaging through your living room while you sleep.
Humor
10 of the most tasteless Halloween costumes for 2011
Halloween is just a few short days away, so if you don’t have a costume, it’s about time you got on top of it. Last year we brought you tasteless costume ideas for 2010. Well, a lot of sh*t has gone down since then, so here’s a new batch of topical costumes that you can consider sporting this year.
Advice
9 things guys would never do if women didn’t exist
Listen, ladies…we absolutely love that you’re around. But when it really comes down to it, there are a lot of things that we wouldn’t be caught dead doing if you weren’t. These are just a few things from an endless list that guys would never do if women didn’t exist.
Humor
9 people you don’t want to end up next to on a plane
You’re more than familiar with the “seating lottery.” You know, those horrible few minutes when you’re sitting in your assigned seat praying you end up next to a Kate Upton look-alike who smells like a vanilla bean, when in reality, you’ll end up next to one of the following people on this list.
Advice
7 clichés that make you want to punch someone in the mouth
Our mothers always told us, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”. Well, what if you do have something nice to say, but that something nice was just a bunch of regurgitated bullsh*t? Maybe it’s best if you still hold back and not say anything at all.
Entertainment
8 stereotypical types of photos that bands take
To be a successful band you need to have ten percent talent, ten percent determination, and eighty percent ability to pose properly in front of a camera. Here’s a list of the most cliché “go-to” poses that bands churn out when marketing themselves.
Entertainment
22 of the cockiest popular songs of all-time
What’s the point in writing a song if you can’t completely brag about yourself to everyone listening to it? There is none. And these artists all seem to know it. This selection of songs is living proof of just how selfish musicians can be.
Entertainment
7 total chick flicks disguised as guy movies
Most of the time, guys can tell the difference between films geared toward them and films that are geared toward women. It’s pretty simple. We just know to stay away from any movie starring Amanda Seyfried, and instead, use that money to go see films that star Jason Statham. Every now and then though, Hollywood tries to trick us.
Celebs
11 of the most entertaining celebrity meltdowns
Who doesn’t want fame and fortune? Even if you don’t want one, you definitely want the other. But once you get to that point and beyond, just how much is too much? At what point does the nonstop attention and ridiculous bank account cause you to start to lose