Articles by Shawn Norris
I used to love getting dressed-up and going out trick-or-treating. I loved running around at night and only having to knock on someone’s door to give me candy because, well, candy is awesome.
If you find yourself in this situation, it may be best to make it a point not to do any of the following things. Because if you do, you are definitely going to get a free ride downtown. Trust me...
Summer is a time for outdoor drinking, grilling meat and getting a nice tan, but sometimes the heat just get unbearable and you need a way to kick the sun where it don’t shine.
Sporting events can be an unbelievable experience. A mixture of beers, tears and jeers can turn a regular Saturday into a memory that will last a lifetime. But it’s not all fun and games when you get off the couch and go see a game in person. Today I went to a Celtics game for example, and the lady sitting next to me was one of the most obnoxious human beings on the face of the earth.
Usually everyone is there to have some fun and maybe burn a little testosterone, but there are always those folks that take these games far too seriously. These are a few of the guys that ruin pick-up games.
We all try to exercise in some capacity. Some choose to get fit in the great outdoors, while others enjoy the comfort of a weight room or gymnasium. Unfortunately, some people take their exercise too far in an attempt to impress the masses. Here are a few ways people become obnoxious while they're breaking a sweat.
It’s getting to be that time of year again. The weather gets warm, the flowers are in full bloom and the nuptials start to flow like fine wine… for better or for worse. Before you know it, you’re buying a new suit and it’s time to watch people make a 50/50 decision on who to spend the rest of their life with.
Now, I’m not saying that all of the people listed below are in every music store that you go into. But chances are that you’ve seen a few of these people if you’ve ever worked or visited a store that exclusively sold musical instruments.
Foursquare and Facebook’s “Places” application are all the rage for social media enthusiasts. Telling people (and advertisers) where they eat, shop and live has become an it thing to do as of late.
Casinos: Places where large sums of cash are won and lost all based on the risk you’re willing to take. The American Dream in all it’s glory. And while there are a lot of different places you can legally gamble in this country, you will tend to see some of the same types of people in almost every casino you enter.
Men can’t carry purses. Let me rephrase that -- Men can’t carry purses without (a) wearing a dress (b) being relentlessly mocked by friends and co-workers (c) losing a bet (d) all of the above.