Shawn Norris

Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.

Articles by Shawn Norris

Kanye West to release a new song every week until Christmas

Celebs

Kanye West to release a new song every week until Christmas

The hip-hop artist will be dropping close to 20 new songs this year as his "Good Fridays" business plan means that every Friday for the rest of the year his fans will get a brand new song. Leave it to Kanye to find a completely new way to market himself and his music.

A brief encounter with the “Diamond Life”

Celebs

A brief encounter with the “Diamond Life”

A few years ago I was at working on a reality show in a hotel called The Aladdin in Las Vegas. The last memories I have of that hotel were of me inadvertently yelling a smart-ass comment while I walked past a then training Mike Tyson and subsequently running into the same, yet somehow scarier and

8 sports that even 3-D television won’t be able to save

Sports

8 sports that even 3-D television won’t be able to save

Now nobody is forcing us to watch them, but you have to admit that there are some “sports” out there that no type of television coverage can save. You could put them in HD, 3-D and project them against The Great Wall and a good portion of

Wyclef Jean will not be the President of Haiti

Celebs

Wyclef Jean will not be the President of Haiti

After a few weeks of garnering support for a run at the Haitian presidency,  the hip-hop star failed to meet several legal requirements and has reportedly been left off the ballot for the Nov 28 election. “If I wasn’t president…”

Chelsea Handler to host VMAs

Celebs

Chelsea Handler to host VMAs

The host of the late night E! talk show Chelsea Lately will take the helm of this year’s MTV VMA Awards on Sept 12th.

Why men hate to hear these 9 phrases from women

Advice

Why men hate to hear these 9 phrases from women

Men love being with women. So we talk and we listen, and some of us take that information and make an effort to be better people on your behalf. However, sometimes women ask men questions or make statements that scare the hell out of us or just

The poster for the new season of Eastbound & Down

Entertainment

The poster for the new season of Eastbound & Down

Mark September 17th 26th! down on your calendars if you're a fan of the HBO Show Eastbound & Down because Kenny Powers is back in action, and that sombrero tells us that the season will take place down Mexico way. I didn't even know Tijuana had a

VIDEO: Batman is now stealing from your Taco Bell

Humor

VIDEO: Batman is now stealing from your Taco Bell

Last month we had a Batman that was robbing banks and now we have the Batman stealing people's drive-thru orders at Taco Bell. It looks like this city needs another hero to counteract all the Batman crime being committed by The Dark Knight. Somebody get Superman on the phone...