Shawn Norris
Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.
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Entertainment
VIDEO: What if Homer Simpson was the voice of Darth Vader?
Do you ever sit and wonder what would happen if one of your favorite television characters was somehow cast in one of the greatest films of all-time? Well here is a short video of Homer Simpson dubbed as the voice of Darth Vader.
Celebs
Kanye West to release a new song every week until Christmas
The hip-hop artist will be dropping close to 20 new songs this year as his "Good Fridays" business plan means that every Friday for the rest of the year his fans will get a brand new song. Leave it to Kanye to find a completely new way to market himself and his music.
Celebs
VIDEO: Shakira’s going to get fined for dancing in a public fountain
Barcelona officials are upset at the sexy singer after Shakira and a few fans took a dip in the famous Pla de Palau fountain while shooting scenes for her upcoming video.
Celebs
A brief encounter with the “Diamond Life”
A few years ago I was at working on a reality show in a hotel called The Aladdin in Las Vegas. The last memories I have of that hotel were of me inadvertently yelling a smart-ass comment while I walked past a then training Mike Tyson and subsequently running into the same, yet somehow scarier and
Sports
8 sports that even 3-D television won’t be able to save
Now nobody is forcing us to watch them, but you have to admit that there are some “sports” out there that no type of television coverage can save. You could put them in HD, 3-D and project them against The Great Wall and a good portion of
Celebs
Wyclef Jean will not be the President of Haiti
After a few weeks of garnering support for a run at the Haitian presidency, the hip-hop star failed to meet several legal requirements and has reportedly been left off the ballot for the Nov 28 election. “If I wasn’t president…”
Celebs
Chelsea Handler to host VMAs
The host of the late night E! talk show Chelsea Lately will take the helm of this year’s MTV VMA Awards on Sept 12th.
Celebs
Snooki declared a public nuisance by court; should be on Judge Judy
As if weren’t already abundantly clear from last season of Jersey Shore that Snooki Polizzi was a bit drunk and disorderly, the courts have now weighed in on this situation, and it turns out even they find Snooki to be a bit too drunk and disorderly for
Advice
Why men hate to hear these 9 phrases from women
Men love being with women. So we talk and we listen, and some of us take that information and make an effort to be better people on your behalf. However, sometimes women ask men questions or make statements that scare the hell out of us or just
Entertainment
The poster for the new season of Eastbound & Down
Mark September 17th 26th! down on your calendars if you're a fan of the HBO Show Eastbound & Down because Kenny Powers is back in action, and that sombrero tells us that the season will take place down Mexico way. I didn't even know Tijuana had a
Humor
VIDEO: Batman is now stealing from your Taco Bell
Last month we had a Batman that was robbing banks and now we have the Batman stealing people's drive-thru orders at Taco Bell. It looks like this city needs another hero to counteract all the Batman crime being committed by The Dark Knight. Somebody get Superman on the phone...