Zach Wright
Zach Wright has been known to look boldly toward the future (see picture). He was recently banned from the world origami circuit due to a liberal use of scissors and glue. He travels to impoverished nations to educate the people there in the ways of marzipan and West Coast offense. He writes jokes about penises that people pay him for. He doesn’t know how this works yet.
Articles by Zach Wright
Sports
10 things athletes say and what they really mean
Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d take some time on the weekends to share a few classics that many of our newer
Advice
7 ways to ruin your relationship without realizing you’re doing it
Relationships are a pretty difficult thing to wrap your head around. It’s almost too easy to scare a woman off sometimes. Fortunately, we’re here to help. Here are seven ways you can ruin your relationship without realizing you’re doing it.