Celebrity dirt: 50 Cent launches a comedy site and more of today’s gossip

50 Cent launches comedy site
“The site’s proper launch will take place on Thursday (April 28), and will feature the debut of 50′s comedy show — dubbed This Is 50 Comedy Show.”

Lady Gaga to donate $1 million for homeless youth
“Fans can go to Gaga’s Facebook page to weigh in on which organization … will be gifted the sum.”

Lily Allen ‘outraged’ over Royal Wedding snub
“…why does bloody Joss Stone get an invite and not moi?”

Lindsay Lohan wants an Oscar before she’s 30
“I want the public knowledge to be about my work, not about the things that I didn’t get into this business for…”

Arnold Schwarzenegger returning as Terminator
“This is the first real activity on the Terminator project since February 2010, when the property emerged from a bankruptcy auction…”

Kirstie Alley returning to scripted TV
“They’re doing it for TV Land and I like those guys. They are really bringing comedy back.”

Levi Johnston writing Palin family tell-all
“His story will be revealed in Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.”

Kate Hudson is engaged to Matt Bellamy
“I haven’t really announced it, I was waiting for someone to notice.”

Angelina Jolie to be the new face of Louis Vuitton
“This is her second major luxury endorsement (the first, for St. John, ended last year)…”

Gwyneth Paltrow is the new face of Coach
“I’ll never forget getting my first Coach bag.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Rachel Bilson in a new Magnum Ice Cream ad by Karl Lagerfeld.

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