It’s been awhile since we posted some pics of Miranda Kerr. Seems that ever since those nudie pics surfaced, she hasn’t been out and about as much. But out and about she was at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation 3rd Annual Gala Dinner (how do I get tickets to these things?) and she was nice enough to give us a little sideboobage (screw you spell check, that is too a word).

Sideboob just isn’t as exciting once you’ve seen the whole boob is it? The same rule applies in marriage. I guess that’s Orlando Bloom, her boyfriend, she’s dancing with, but I can’t say for sure since he isn’t wearing a pirate outfit.



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