With all due respect to my former #1 WAG Cheryl Tweedy, when was the last time you posed in body paint, baby? Thanks to the geniuses at Sports Illustrated we have a new #1 WAG in Abigail Clancy. Long may she reign. All Cheryl has to do to regain her title is equal Abbey’s amazing feat here and slap some body paint on herself. I’m not asking her to do more than Abbey. Just to keep up. That’s fair I think.
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