Alessandra Ambrosio never quits being sexy

Like I said last week, these Victoria’s Secret models are goddamn hard workers. They never JUST work for The Company, they also do things like Alessandra Ambrosio here and pose for other bikini companies such as this one named Koton Beachwear. You know for as many bikini companies as there are in the world (I must have covered about 50 in the last year) one would think that I would see more babes in bikinis in the summer. Maybe I am just not visiting the right places. I suppose I should start with going to a pool or a lake or something rather than just standing on my front porch waiting for women to walk by and ask me out on a date. Hey, you never know. It could happen. Mom says I’m actually pretty good looking.

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