Alessandra Ambrosio’s hotness never quits

Warning to all women out there who have ever had a child: Do not look at these photos of Alessandra Ambrosio in lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. Seriously, you’ll only end up sobbing in the corner. Is it just me or has anyone else ever thought that there’s a conspiracy going on in which babes like Alessandra Adriana Lima, and Gisele Bundchen didn’t really have kids, but they just put them in fake pregnancy suits for a few months and then have then run around with kids that aren’t theirs just so people will take pictures of them with a kid that they pretend is theirs so men like me would think, “Wow, no way she had a kid,” and therefore we men have even higher expectations for our women and that it, in turn, drives those women to want to look even more like these ladies and buy all the crap they’re selling? No? You never thought that? Hmmm… just me then. Damn.

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