Ali Landry gives us a flashback to 1996

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 14th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Why 1996? Because in 1996 Ali Landry was Miss USA. And in 1996 I would have given my left nut to have had sex with Ali. Fast forward 13 years and we see that Ali, despite having had kids, can still bring it in a bikini. Would I still give up my left nut for her? Nah, but I didn’t say anything about the right one…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.