Ali Landry is on The Superstars, I guess

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Ali Landry is making some sort of feeble comeback into the world of Hollywood by participating in the latest version of The Superstars (which, shockingly is comprised of people who are, you know, not really superstars, kind of like Dancing with the Stars is composed of people who are not stars and Help, I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here is composed of people who aren’t celebrities). I used to love her and I think that she still looks hot as hell, but if she really wants to get back into the mainstream attention of men everywhere there is really only one word for her: __________ (fill in the blank).

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.