Wilder Valderrama: The complete hookup history
In our continuing series taking a look at some of most legendary ladies men, today we will discuss the alleged sexual history of Wilder Valderrama, and one of the most head-scratching lists of accomplishments in the history of the world. How does he do it? What magic does he possess? And better yet, how does he rank amongst other legendary celebrity swordsmen? You be the judge.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt (1999)
One of the first in the long line of men to have dated Jenifer Love Hewitt only for it to end in J-Love not getting the husband she so desires.
Majandra Delfino (2000-2001)
Another sexy lady who Fez bagged while he was working on That 70′s Show, Venezuelan-born actress and singer Delfino can be excused for falling for Wilder’s charms since English is her second language.
Mandy Moore (2001-2002)
Mandy Moore was at the height of her fame around this time so the explanations for why Valderrama was able to snag her and other women of her ilk are beginning to make people scratch their heads a little bit.
Lindsay Lohan (2004)
Fresh off her very popular role in Mean Girls 17 year-old Lindsay Lohan began dating Valderrama, which may be the tipping point for when LiLo’s life began to go downhill at an ever rapid rate.
Ashlee Simpson (2005)
Valderrama was still on That 70′s Show , which is the only explanation we have for why Simpson, also at the height of her fame with her second #1 album out, also fell for Fez’s charms.
Avril Lavigne (2009)
Note the gap in time here. That 70′s Show ended in 2006.
Demi Lovato (2010)
You may recall that Lovato quit her tour in 2010 to enter a treatment facility for physical and emotional issues. Coincidence?
Minka Kelly (2012)
Another lengthy gap as perhaps women were finally realizing that Wilder Valderrama was, well, Wilder Valderrama. That is, until a pretty much out of work Minka Kelly, fresh off breaking up with Derek Jeter succumbed to whatever magic spell Valderrama is able to cast. And he has a full-time job again, so look out, ladies.
Other less-substantiated alleged flings…
Jessica Alba, Mischa Barton, Mila Kunis, Christina Milian, Heidi Mueller, Pink, Ariana Richards, Rihanna