Much like her counterpart in the NHL, Elisha Cuthbert, well-known baseball groupie Alyssa Milano made sure that her presence was felt (read: cleavage) at the MLB All-Star Game festivities this week. (And don’t give me the, “She’s there to promote her clothing line” BS. Her clothing line is SO she can be at MLB events.)

So tell me, if you were an MLB All-Star and you saw this, how many seconds would it take you to invite her back to the clubhouse for a little BP. And by BP, I mean, uh, something that has the initials BP and is sexual in connotation. Man, sometimes I am such a freaking wordsmith it scares me.









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