Anahí (and Guyism) wishes you a Happy New Year

In the fine tradition of this site I went outside the United States to find you the perfect woman to kick off your celebration festivities. Today we travel to Mexico and meet Mexican actress and singer Anahí Portillo. Anahí, as she is known in Mexico, just one name kinda like Beyonce, Shakira, et al, has her own Barbie Doll, clothing store, at one point battled a serious eating disorder and was on the brink of death, and was ‘mistakenly’ accused of tax fraud. So she’s lived a full life as you can see. Now go party like it’s 1999, or 2009… or whatever…

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