Angelina Jolie is an alien

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 7th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Either that or Angelina Jolie is a witch or she takes really good drugs that only superstar A-list celebrities and ambassadors to the United Nations are privy to. How else do you explain the mother of 26 still looking so goddamn fine?

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I always wondered about Brad Pitt having to deal with all those kids running around and Angelina’s ‘eccentricities’, but now I see why he puts up with it. Damn…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.