Celebrity dirt: Anna Kournikova set to join ‘The Biggest Loser’ plus more gossip

Anna Kournikova Trades Pro Tennis for Biggest Loser Training
“My back really forced me to stop. It got so bad; I couldn’t tie my shoes, literally. I would be in excruciating pain.”

Kristen Stewart Dons Snow White Armor in New Photos
“It’s not a little girl sitting by a well with little tweety birds telling her what to do and where to go.”

Jessica Simpson Postpones Wedding to Eric Johnson
“She was so gung ho about planning their wedding, and now she’s gone dark.”

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore: Are They Splitting?
“The actors’ reps have not commented yet.”

Nicole Richie Got a Boob Job
“Richie flaunted her fuller physique while vacationing with pals in Mexico September 24…”

Balding Jason Alexander Debuts Full Head of Hair
“I am experimenting with some interesting hair systems.”

Britney’s Dad Scores 7 Figures in Femme Fatale Tour
“He’s handled finances, managed Britney’s security to protect her from the paparazzi and made 200 – 400 calls and other communications a day on Brit’s behalf.”

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Nirvana Among O Music Award Nominees
“The O Music Awards 2 will unfold on Halloween on OMUsicAwards.com, as well as MTV.com, VH1.com, CMT.com, LogoTV.com and MTVHive.com.”

Andy Rooney Retiring from 60 Minutes
“Rooney, 92, will look back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer during Sunday’s program, then announce his retirement in his essay.”

Cher “Stressed” Over Chaz Bono’s Injuries on Dancing with the Stars
“She called me up and she’s sending her doctors to help. She’s just trying to be as supportive as possible.”

Artie Lange — The Three Million Dollar Comeback
“…Artie and Nick just inked 3-year deals for a nationally syndicated radio show premiering Monday, October 3.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The trailer for the upcoming documentary Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey.

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