Anna Kournikova wishes you a Merry Christmas

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Do they even celebrate Christmas in Russia? I mean, what with them being the former communist behemoth and all? Sorry, I digress… Anna Kournikova, who is 90% American now that she’s whored herself to the top of the hot babe ‘athlete’ ladder was out in Chi-town last weekend for the Union League Boys and Girls Club.

I wonder if she taught the boys and, more importantly, the girls that if you have even a smidgen of talent in something they too can become rich and famous if they happen to also possess a drop-dead hot body and a cute face. It’s the American dream, after all…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.