December 17, 2008 3:00 pm

Anna Kournikova wishes you a Merry Christmas

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Do they even celebrate Christmas in Russia? I mean, what with them being the former communist behemoth and all? Sorry, I digress… Anna Kournikova, who is 90% American now that she’s whored herself to the top of the hot babe ‘athlete’ ladder was out in Chi-town last weekend for the Union League Boys and Girls Club.

I wonder if she taught the boys and, more importantly, the girls that if you have even a smidgen of talent in something they too can become rich and famous if they happen to also possess a drop-dead hot body and a cute face. It’s the American dream, after all…