AnnaLynne McCord knows where her bread is buttered

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 4th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

90210′s AnnaLynne McCord knows that in order to get ahead in Hollywood the key is not to be a great actress, oh no, it is to (1) slut it up as much as possible and that means sipping a few nips, (2) running around in bikinis, (3) faking lesbianism, and (4) wearing the tightest and/or skimpiest clothes possible. Witness #’s (1), (1), (2), (2), (2), (3), (4), (4) in action (including here at the 90210 season two premiere). This girl is going to be a superstar.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.