Anyone got tickets to the U.S. Open?

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

I never thought I’d say this, but I sure would like to go to the U.S. Open tennis tournament this year. Why? Here’s why…

natalie portman us open Anyone got tickets to the U.S. Open?

Yes, that is Charlize Theron below, and yes, that is what appears to be a very horned-up Tobey Maguire checking out our little Natalie Portman and her beer in the fourth picture below.

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