Ashlee Simpson is drunk, cleavagey

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 25th, 2009 at 9:30 am

Taking a cue from her mess of a sister, Ashlee Simpson headed out for a night on the town and had a few pops then nearly popped out of her top. I don’t know… Despite what YOU ALL say, I still don’t see the attraction here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.