Ashley Greene’s dress is pretty awesome

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 19th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Last week I asked the question, “Who the hell is Ashley Greene?” Now, because of this super duper dress she is wearing at the Twilight Release Party, I ask the question, “Holy crap, why didn’t I know about this babe sooner?” Third best dress evar? (Here’s #1 and #2, IMO.)

Sideboob! We have sideboob! (My homage to Booger.)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.