I think Ashley Tisdale needs a personal assistant to help her with her busy schedule and I happen to know of a guy who would fit the bill perfectly. Just watch how I organize things here…

Wednedsay, July 13: workout at the gym then business meeting



Tuesday, July 22: the spa and some shopping



Date unknown: trying out a new stalker camera… oops… uh, damn…



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