Audrina Patridge has found her true calling

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 19th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

And for Audrina Patridge her calling would be to be on the beach every day of the year in a bikini (minus the douche she’s all rubbing down though). It’s what she does well and I am all for people finding their strengths and taking full advantage of them. It’s how I roll…

More Audrina goodness here and here…
… and some NSFW Audrina goodness here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.