Audrina Patridge something, something… boobs

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 28th, 2008 at 9:30 am

Seriously, whoever is responsible for Audrina Patridge’s boob job deserves some kind of commendation.

Audrina Patridge distracting Audrina Patridge something, something... boobs

Is anyone else as amused as I am that every time we see her she is wearing shoes that have absolutely no heel on them to alleviate the fact that she still thinks she is the big gawky one? Audrina… you’re smokin’… get over it. Pep talk over, go get topless again.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.