Saturday night in Santa Monica there was some crap called the 4th Annual Pink Party, They held it in a hangar at the Santa Monica Airport. Chicks like Our Sexiest Woman of 2008 Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner, Vanessa Minnillo, Brooke Burke, Heidi Montag, Marcia Cross, Kelly Rutherford and Natasha Henstridge were in attendance. If I knew all I needed to do to get hot pieces of ass to come a party was put the word ‘pink’ in the title and hold it at an airport, I’d have done that years ago.

Wait, Spencer Pratt was there? Oh, well, screw this idea then.




















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