May 20, 2011 7:00 am

Bar Refaeli won the Cannes Film Festival

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bar refaeli cannes 005 640x890 Bar Refaeli won the Cannes Film Festival

And the award for making Leo DiCaprio look like a moron goes to...

In case you weren’t aware, the Cannes Film Festival is taking place right now and I guess they give out awards or something, so whoever is in charge of giving out those awards really needs to give one to Bar Refaeli for this dress. How great it must be to be Leonardo DiCaprio. You’re so rich, so famous, so filled with self-confidence that you’ve come to the conclusion that you just can’t make things work with a woman like this. Whereas any one of us looking at these pictures would cut off our right nut just to spend the night with her. I think, by law, I must hate him now. Sorry.