Being Russell Simmons has it’s perks

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 18th, 2008 at 9:00 am

Did you know that if you are a rich mogul you can just walk around in the ocean and pull chicks’ tops off? Well, you can. Seriously. You don’t believe me? Russell Simmons, please demonstrate…

See?! Now if I can just become a rich, black mogul like Russell I can go around seeing some tit. I need to get started on the black part first, that’ll probably take the longest.

To see these pics uncensored, click here, bitch.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.