I don’t know who Jaslene Gonzalez is, but she wore this outfit to some guy I never heard of’s birthday party in New York the other day.

Turns out that she won season eight of America’s Next Top Model. There have been eight season’s of that show?! And I haven’t seen one episode?! I am so proud of myself right now. Sniff…



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