Beyonce on the beach in a bikini

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 7th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Beyonce Knowles wore a bikini to the beach last week and pissed me off in the process by wearing a sarong that is so-wrong. That and the fact that she is surrounded by like 13 bodyguards. Get over yourself, B. Luckily she hit the pool and had to take off the sarong. Unluckily, the photographer that was sitting in a tree taking those pics is an idiot and only got pictures while she was in the water. You win some, you lose some, I guess.

beyonce knowles bikini 5x Beyonce on the beach in a bikini

So how long til Jay-Z wrecks this body by gettin’ it knocked up?

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.