July 28, 2009 4:00 pm

Breaking News: August 4th is A Day Without Megan Fox, uh, Day

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That’s right… you read that correctly. August 4th is officially (well, kind of officially) A Day Without Megan Fox. We men are all tired of her leading us around by the, uh, nose and getting all this free publicity for being hot and stuff. We’ve had enough. On August 4th you will not see a single Megan Fox post on a cadre (that’s right, I used the word ‘cadre’) of super genius Web sites as we have all banded together to show our unsupport (is too a word) for Hollywood’s favorite girl. Witness…

Also participating: AskMen, Asylum, Asylum UK, Asylum France, Asylum Germany, Asylum Australia, Banned in Hollywood, Boobie Blog, Double Viking, I Heart Chaos, Just a Guy Thing, The Bachelor Guy, Whip It Out Comedy, and YepYep. If you have are a member of the media who would like to join the Day Without Megan Fox movement, or you have a suggestion for the next starlet to take over the Internet, email us!