Breaking: Strippers support A-Rod

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 12th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

So I am sitting here at my desk trying to find the next hot babe you’ve never heard of when I get this email…

Rick’s Cabaret Girls Support A-Rod!

It is well known that A-Rod has been a big fan of several “gentlemen’s clubs,” and the Girls of Rick’s Cabaret New York (50 West 33 St) are offering their support for one of their favorites.

“We love A-Rod,” said blonde beauty Heather. “What he did was years ago, and everyone should forgive him.”

“Let’s give him another chance,” said Rick’s Girl Celeste, who attends Columbia University. “He deserves it.”

“The Yankees are good tippers,” said Rick’s Girl Sunny. “I love the Yankees.”

Rick’s Cabaret

Now normally I would not pass along information such as this, but when someone includes pics of topless strippers, it touches a soft spot in my ~~pants~~ heart…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.