Celebrity dirt: Bret Michaels suing the Tony Awards and more of today’s gossip

Bret Michaels suing the Tony Awards for almost killing him
“Michaels has filed a lawsuit … blaming producers for not instructing him on how to safely exit the stage after his performance was over … because while he tried to exit, he was ‘smacked’ in the face by a piece of the set.”

Charlie Sheen calls Denise Richards a ‘kidnapper’ and ‘dog thief’
“Any good will that existed between Charlie Sheen and his ex-wife Denise Richards may be gone.”

Will Ferrell may join The Office cast for good
“Ferrell is confident he could fill Carell’s shoes — and already has ideas on how he’d change up the sitcom’s script.”

Mila Kunis weighs in on Black Swan, Natalie Portman controversy
“Natalie danced her ass off,” says Kunis. “I think it’s unfortunate that this is coming out and taking attention away from [the praise] Natalie deserved and got.”

Katy Perry’s mom is not happy about Katy’s act, boobs
“Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume. No mother wants to see the top of her daughter’s boobs…My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand she put something else on.”

Raunchy Christina Aguilera pictures for sale
“Hundreds of highly intimate photographs of Christina Aguilera have surfaced, including candid images of the star partying at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party and in bed with her boyfriend Matt Rutler.”

Sylvester Stallone to release menswear inspired by Rocky and Rambo
“Clothing is the first step to building a character. I really believe I have an understanding of the male psyche on all levels.”

Britney Spears, Ryan Seacrest to host Wango Tango Festival
“…which will feature performances from Ke$ha, Jennifer Lopez and Selena Gomez.”

Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton might record a song together
“I was gonna ask you, how are you gonna release an album and don’t get me on it?”

Reese Witherspoon got married to Jim Toth
“Wearing a custom-designed Monique Lhuillier gown, the actress, 35, exchanged vows with CAA agent Toth, 40, in front of 120 family members and friends.”

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