British gymnast Alison Carroll is the new Lara Croft

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 12th, 2008 at 8:00 am

Some British chick (of course, British…) named Alison Carroll is the new face and body of our favorite tomb raider Lara Croft. If you do a search on Alison Carroll basically nothing comes up, so here is your complete factofile on Miss Carroll: she apparently has won several regional and national gymnastics competitions. The end.

alison carroll British gymnast Alison Carroll is the new Lara Croft

Apparently one of the requirements of being Lara Croft is the ability (and willingness) to do jumps and kicks that basically expose your well-groomed, tanless crotchal area (see below).

UPDATE: ZOO actually has some biographical details on Ms. Carroll.

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