Britney Spears is the new face of Candies… seriously

I only wish that Britney Spears looked in real life the way she does for this new Candies ad campaign. I miss the old (read: young) Brit-Brit. You know what else I miss? Britney crashing her car, shaving her head, and talking in a foreign accent to the paparazzi. Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to settle for looking at these sexy pics of The Redneck Trainwreck and pine for the glory days. What the hell is Candies anyway? I only know them because they had Jenny McCarthy sitting on the can in one of their ads back in the day… Eh, whatever, pretend-hot Britney pics…

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