Britney’s boobs tried to escape

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 4th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

Train wreck in remission, Britney Spears, celebrated her 27th birthday the other day and went out for some food or something in New York. Apparently her boobs wanted to go somewhere else as they appear to be trying the exit the dress she wore.

The one thing that was always a constant in Britney’s crazy life has been her tits. They’ve always been right there, proud and strong, and now they are trying to leave her. So sad… (I have no idea what I even type anymore, which is fine because no one reads what I type anyway.)

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.