Brody Jenner’s mom is in a bikini

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am

Brody Jenner has a mother and she’s got a fin’ tight body. I am not sure if it’s a side-effect of the Valium popping and an addiction to cocaine like most classy chicks, but I like to think she’s just natural beauty with a rock solid face that cares about her health enough to schedule four-hour workout sessions with her 20-something personal trainer who she’s f’ing and by personal trainer, I mean plastic surgeon. TAKE A LOOKSEE HERE…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.