Brooke Hogan is still being smart

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 11th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

A few weeks ago I made a friendly suggestion to Brooke Hogan. I told her that if she ever goes out in public she should do it wearing only a bikini. It is the only way she should ever go out. It helps reduce any confusion with regard to her mannishness. Anyway, I am glad to report that she is still following my advice.

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Keep up the good work, Brooke, and be sure to tell your dad Happy 55th Birthday for us!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.