Brooke Hogan should always wear a bikini

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 25th, 2008 at 9:30 am

I have mentioned in the past about how I can’t make up my mind about the hotness status of Brooke Hogan. You see, the problem is, that when she is in a bikini, I am somewhat mesmerized. It’s the rest of the time that makes me uneasy. So my advice to her, is no matter where she goes, always wear a bikini. Oh, and that thing about posing for Playboy? That would really be helpful for me in assessing your hotness qualifications, mm-kay?

Brooke Hogan Brooke Hogan should always wear a bikini

By the way, Brooke, the first picture below… that’s not helping me out any.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.