Brooklyn Decker in one magical bikini top

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 28th, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Quick... what color are her bikini bottoms?

One of our favorite WAGs/Sports Illustrated swimsuit models Brooklyn Decker was on the beach in Miami in what I can only assume is a bikini top made out of unicorn parts and black magic wizardry because that’s got to be the only way it didn’t snap from the pressure it was bearing and put someone’s eye out. Now I completely understand why she decided to cut 10 inches of her hair off. Absolutely no one is going to notice your hair when you’re dressed like this. In fact, I didn’t even notice she had a head for the first 10 minutes I spent looking at these pics.

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