Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

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Celebrities these days really seem to love Halloween. Whether it’s Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty nurse to Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty cop or even Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty Batman; more and more celebs seem to be going all out while attending lavish Hollywood Halloween parties. But sometimes their costumes aren’t always obvious to the untrained eye. See if you can look at the picture and guess the what each celebrity is dressed as.

1. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are dressed as:

11 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: A box of cookies and “whipped”

2. Chris Klein is dressed as:

21 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Somebody whose career peaked with the first American Pie movie

3. Gwen Stefani is dressed as:

3 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Lazy

4. Olivia Munn and friend are dressed as:

4 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Every nerd’s fantasy and Star Jones circa 1999

5. Lady Gaga is dressed as:

5 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Spit

6. Nicky Hilton is dressed as:

6 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: The reason there are such strict sex offender laws in the US

7. Santa Claus is dressed as:

7 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Dick Cheney during Christmas Dinner

8. Gary Busey is dressed as:

8 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: The guy that’s been killing all the neighborhood cats.

9. Dennis Rodman is dressed as:

9 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: This isn’t Halloween; he calls this look “Monday at a PTA Meeting”

10. Heidi and Spencer Pratt are dressed as:

10 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: The Little Plastic Mermaid and The Biggest Douchebag on Earth

11. Chris Brown is dressed as:

111 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Ike Turner

12. Lindsay Lohan is dressed as:

12 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Something in L.A. that will give you the same workout as Nautilus equipment

13. Flavor Flav is dressed as:

13 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: We would have accepted: An embarrassment to his race or a Swatch

14. Bill Maher is dressed as:

14 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: A dick

15. Lady Gaga is dressed as:

15 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Swamp Genocide

16. Courtney Love is dressed as:

16 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: A shiftless Hobo Drifter

17. Darth Vader is dressed as:

17 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: A Japanese schoolgirl

18. This man is dressed as:

18 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: Jon Gosselin–one day after the divorce.

19. Vanessa Minnillo and a friend are dressed as:

19 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: The two most overrated quarterbacks in the National Football League

20. Katy Perry is dressed as:

20 Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

Answer: A woman with such spectacular boobs that the mustache wouldn’t bother most men.



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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.

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