November 9, 2008 4:00 pm

Caption this… and win a prize!

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UPDATE: This
contest is complete. We have another
contest starting up very soon so come on back!

The winner of the Battle 360 – The Complete Season One 4-DVD set is epic with “He wasn’t satisfied with simply just hearing his own farts.” epic: Email me your mailing info.

Second place and the winner of WTF?: How to Survive 101 of Life’s Worst F*#!-ing Situations is Michael Morehart with “Timmy finally perfected his life long dream of ‘getting his head out of his ass.’”

Well done again folks!

NOTE — IF ANY
PRIZE GOES UNCLAIMED FOR TWO WEEKS, WE WILL HOLD ANOTHER
CONTEST TO DETERMINE A NEW WINNER.

Time for another Caption Contest from on 205th magazine for a couple of cool prizes! Once again we will be giving away a first and a second prize. Here’s what’s up for grabs…

1st prize: Battle 360 – The Complete Season One 4-DVD set
(List: $39.95)
For nearly a decade, the legendary World War II aircraft carrier USS Enterprise held a pivotal place on the turbulent seas of war, engaging in some of the fiercest multi-front battles ever witnessed in modern combat. The only carrier to be front and center in every major sea conflict in the Pacific, the Enterprise and her crew s battles were marked by intense firepower, instinct and a 360-coordination between the ship, the destroyers, the aircraft above and the submarines below. In each of ten episodes, and using incredible CGI visualizations, Battle 360 follows the Enterprise and its men through another conflict of WWII as they fight off the enemy from the air, the sea and underwater. Pretty cool, huh? These videos are as good as the description. You’ll have a great time watching this. I know I did.

2nd prize: WTF?: How to Survive 101 of Life’s Worst F*#!-ing Situations
(List: $9.95)
You order a large coffee with milk and two sugars at the drive thru, and wind up with a large black—decaf. You go to save the presentation that’s taken you all week to complete—only to discover it’s corrupt. Your bank slaps you with a $25 charge for overdrafting 25 cents… And all you can think is…WTF? Luckily for you, this book fills in the blanks and gives you humorous ideas for what to do when life makes them say, “what the f*#!?” Step by step, the authors take readers through inventively therapeutic, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions to life’s many problematic situations. Whether it happens at the office or at home, out on the town or in the bedroom, life’s most f*#!’ed-up situations are covered in this entertaining guide. Rather than turn lemons into lemonade, this book spits lemon juice into life’s eye and gives it a good kick to the junk. This book is awesome and is perfect for the bathroom or bedtime reading.