It’s about damn time Carrie Underwood gave us a little somethin’-somethin’. We have been drooling over her fully-clothedness (yes, it is a word) for some time now.

Big props to whichever horndog out there snapped these with his cell phone, but tell me where were the paparazzi with their superpowered telephotos when we really needed them?









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