Suzanne Somers is probably having sex right now

Ready for some nightmare fuel? Suzanne Somers says that she and her husband Alan Hamel have sex twice a day every single day. She’s 66, he’s 77. Nightmare fuel.

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Here are the gory details (thank you so much Us Weekly for the heads up)…

“[We have sex] a couple times a day,” the 66-year-old admitted to the ladies of the CBS show Tuesday, Oct. 8. “He’s on hormones and I’m on hormones,” she said of Hamel, 77. As the audience erupted with laughter, she quickly added: “I’m going to be so sorry I said that. What is it about men at four in the morning? And then I’m really awake around eight or so. We have busy mornings.”

Why did Somers feel the need to share this information with the world? Because when Miley Cyrus was on The Today Show she said she thought that people were less sexual after the age of 40, even telling Matt Lauer that at age 55 he’s “really, definitely not sexual.”

So now we can add this to the list of things to be mad at Miley Cyrus about. Will she ever stop terrorizing us?

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Suzanne Somers, 66, Reveals She Has Sex Twice a Day With Husband Alan Hamel, 77 [Us]