2010: The summer of celebrity bikinis

Alternate titles:
“Places you didn’t get to go this summer” and “Celebrities: Why your life sucks compared to theirs”.
Poster child for this story pictured above.

Summer is almost over folks. Today is the last official day of our favorite season. I’m sorry, but it’s true. I hope you enjoyed it and got to take a trip or two to bask in the warm weather. And speaking of the warm weather, do you ever notice that it seems like celebrities always seem to be on vacation while the rest of us working schlubs are always slaving away? Making less money than them? For doing more and harder work? Well, you’re correct in that observation. The only saving grace is that many celebrities are female and sexy and they spend a lot of time in bikinis when they’re away on holiday. It almost makes me not hate them all. Almost.

Hover your mouse over each picture or click the photos to see which celebrity was living
the high life and where they went while you were toiling away in obscurity this summer.
I even alphabetized them for you, because I care.

(And yes, I know a few of these outings were “business” trips, but they might
as well have been paid vacations so I am counting them. Celebs suck.)

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